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Dr. Hercules, Kai Demasonai, Ronette Reagan, Number Two

The HAIRWOLF mission began in 2007 to warn of the dystopian nuclear future awaiting mankind and offer a solution. "We need to prepare for the inevitable gasoline wars and the rise of the cyclopean camel spiders and lizard men," says frontman/guitarist Dr. Hercules. "We will construct a planet of pure Rock & Roll to sustain humankind." When asked for details regarding its construction, Dr. Hercules replies, "One rock anthem at a time." Drummer/vocalist Kai Demasonai adds, "Sound waves channeled through a magical space funnel will manifest a solid sphere." Keyboardist/vocalist Ronette Reagan emotes, "It makes sense. Rock & roll? The first part is rock: stones and minerals. The second is roll. Simply roll all that rock up until it's the size of a planet!" Bassist Number Two insists, "NASA (National Anthemic Song Association) has already given us the green light. With any luck, we'll have a planet in 150,000 years."

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